Our phone company has this great service they offer...when you get a voicemail, they email you both an audio file with the message and a typed paragraph that is auto-translated by computer. Usually, there are small garbles in the translation, but you can usually make sense of the message.
Not so this time.
"I got the wrong number. Trying to get a hold of Steve S****** and caress you, bye"
What the voicemail actually said:
"I got the wrong number. Trying to get a hold of Steve S****** and Carissa, bye"Blessings to you,