Why My Post-Vacation Purse Weighed More Than 7 Pounds!

For your entertainment this morning, please read the following list of purse contents.
 

• 3 Boxes Orange TicTacs
• 1 Granola Bar
• 2 Pkgs. Mint Gum
• 2 Pkgs. Cinnamon Gum
• 2 Packets Fruit Snacks
• 1 Travel Pill Case
• 1 Stain Stick
• 3 Pens
• 3 Sharpies - One in Each Size
• 2 Travel Bottles Hand Sanitizer
• 100 Reciepts
• Miscellaneous Coupons
• Cupcake's Wallet
• My Wallet
• Checkbook
• Phone
• 1 Pile of Trash
• 2 Lipsticks
• 2 Chapsticks
• 1 Listerine Spray
• 1 Hair Brush
• 1 Wide-tooth Comb
• 1 Regular Comb
• 1 Kleenex Pocketpack
• 1 Headband
• 3 Sets of Keys (Van, Car, Church)
• 1 Broken Necklace
• 1 Business Card Holder
• 6 Cough Drops
• 1 Guitar Pick
• 2 Chinese Finger Traps ---- Huh?   Don't ask.  I have NO IDEA?!?!
• 1 Cootie Catcher
• 1 Large Pile of Change  - $6.70 Worth.
• 4 Bandaids - 3 new/1 used ----EWWW!

This doesn't explain where my tape measure and credit card pocket knife are.

It does explain, however, why my back and shoulders hurt so much.

Blessings to you,
Mamita