The History of Technology

Today, my kids had a fun history lesson.

They found our old typewriter.

“Mo---om, where’s the ‘delete’ key?”

“ARGH!!! There is no exclamation point! How are you supposed to type an exclamation?”

Oh, the memories.... I told them all the old horror stories. They don’t know how good they’ve got it.

I began to tell them to begin typing, “The quick brown fox...”

But Sunshine had other ideas.

He’s a comic genius.

Or he’s twisted.

You decide.

Here are some of the random creative things he typed.

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And the man turned into a woman -------- could that be the breakthrough that man has waited for?

How could tom have such an ingenius machine?

I can put my foot into your mouth.

Jim can not believe his book because it says "n00b".

Paul is the master at carrot throwing.

Chuck bit his math teachers earlobe, but with no punishment.

Hank don’t know no English...

Vhat do you vant with me?

Kevin consumes adhesives

Jhon is spelled incorrectly

¼ of George is Fred

Bob refuses to jam traffic for his bosses computers hard drive

FAIL.

Herman does enjoy chocolate rain.

Dog lives at "Nevaeh Drive."

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And so, I am reminded once again to laugh. Just laugh. Sunshine has a way of making us bust a gut. Maybe someday he can use these talents to entertain thousands. Right now, he entertains us.

Blessings to you,

Mamita